006. Audio

[nullorvoid]

...You know, I'm really lenient about what passes for 'evolving' around here? I try to not get into the whole 'okay, but it doesn't work like that' thing, because nothing makes sense around here. I get it.

But at the same time, there's got to be a line in the sand somewhere.

[And that is said with all the exasperation of a man who is building up to something, sounds like. Sure enough, there are a couple of photos posted to the network eventually, and...well.

For all intents and purposes, they look pretty normal?

However.]

...I'm seriously not sure if this counts as evolving or just deciding to be perpetually pissed off.

I mean, I can't blame it? If somebody shoved a damn rock in my face and expected me to fix my damn fighting skills with it I'd probably be pretty mad too. But still. "Come the hell on" has got to be a totally reasonable response to this.

Comments

[invigorating]

But how are you supposed to get there if you're dying? What if you don't make it in time!?

[WHY IS ANY OF THIS A THING]

[nullorvoid]

Then you die?!

[...HE'S GOT A LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH THAT PART, ANYWAY???]

[invigorating]

Oh no!! That's awful!!

[believe it or not, you actually die when you die]

Gosh, how do people live without healing magic?

[nullorvoid]

Apparently, they don't.

[why]

[invigorating]

...Ohhhh.

[THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE OH MY GOD SHE'S GOING TO DIE LAUGHING OKAY

PLEASE DON'T LET HER ACTUALLY DIE THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE!!!]