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[nullorvoid]

You know, I was going to ask whether anyone else has seen these things running around, but that's pretty much a completely moot point by now if the panic all over is anything to judge by.

So at risk of asking a dumb question, I'm going to wonder why these things are so damn violent – apparently everyone's getting mauled all over, when even failed captures don't get up and decide to bite you. Is there a reason these things are so freaked out, or...

[...]

Well, one more question, I guess.

[And there will be an image sent out shortly; it's kind of...well, it certainly is a thing all right, let's put it that way.]

Is this thing okay? It doesn't even have a face, and that's probably why the damn thing hasn't bitten me yet.

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[nullorvoid]

...You know, I'm just going to say that I'm sure there are worse things and leave it at that.

[aufsassig]

Hey, do you think the gem on that thing shoots lasers?

[nullorvoid]

...You know, I don't know if I hope it does or not. Stupid-cool things like that are more my coworker's area of expertise.

[aufsassig]

...You have somebody at your bar who's got expertise in gem-faced monstrosities that may or may not shoot lasers?

Shit, I need to start drinking where you work.

[nullorvoid]

Trust me, if anyone would be at all interested in gem-faced monstrosities that may or may not shoot lasers, it would -

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...Actually probably be maybe 80% of the not-me people back home, because the people I work with are all just kind of like that.

[I MEAN THERE WAS AN ARGUMENT TO BE MADE but then he remembered that oculus exists and nona's weird as fuck and why is no one in the tower sane. why.]

[aufsassig]

...I officially like your former working conditions a lot better than I like my own. Where do I apply to get a transfer into your organization?

[nullorvoid]

Most people don't. But sometimes we'll keep them around while they're passing through, so maybe you'll get lucky.