And every last soul must pay the last toll

So I've got a bunch of eggs for you guys.

[Well, it sounds like Ginti is about as pleased as usual to be addressing everyone, by which I mean he seems bored out of his mind; there isn't any video, as usual, but you can hear it, though at the very least he's talking about something generally accepted as a good thing today.]

I'm not going to ask you to pay me for them, because I'm not into the idea of selling babies. Because no. But I'm not giving them to just anyone, either – we're going to do this right or not at all, and that means I've got paperwork for you to fill out. If you can't answer a few short questions, I'm going to assume you don't really want one.

If you're the sort of person to ask me why the hell I'm bothering with any of this for a bunch of fish, then you also obviously don't really want one, so don't waste my time.

[...Literally all that some of these damn things want is for you to pet them and call them pretty. You'd better pet them and call them pretty.]

I don't do any get-out-of-bureaucracy-free things for newcomers, either. Just answer the stupid questions. It's not hard.

[And attached to the message is a list of Pokémon and their egg moves, as well as...well, it does appear to be a questionnaire. Go ahead and fill it out if you'd like one; he's not going to just hand you one without it, so.]

<B>Name:</B> <B>Where are you from? Homeland and world of origin if you know it:</B> <B>What Pokémon did this world decide to throw at you at the start?:<?B> <B>What did you decide to name it?</B> <B>Was there a reason for that or did you just do it on a whim?</B> <B>How long have you been here? I'm not deciding based on tenure so just answer the question:</B> <B>Which one of the listed Pokémon are you interested in?</B> <B>Do you plan on naming it and if so, what:</B> <B>Is there a reason you picked the one you want and if so, what:</B>

[...His sales pitch could use some work. Hopefully the egg moves make up for it a bit.]


[OOC: There are still a bunch of eggs left!]

You know, I was going to ask whether anyone else has seen these things running around, but that's pretty much a completely moot point by now if the panic all over is anything to judge by.

So at risk of asking a dumb question, I'm going to wonder why these things are so damn violent – apparently everyone's getting mauled all over, when even failed captures don't get up and decide to bite you. Is there a reason these things are so freaked out, or...

[...]

Well, one more question, I guess.

[And there will be an image sent out shortly; it's kind of...well, it certainly is a thing all right, let's put it that way.]

Is this thing okay? It doesn't even have a face, and that's probably why the damn thing hasn't bitten me yet.