007. Audio

[nullorvoid]

So I've got a bunch of eggs for you guys.

[Well, it sounds like Ginti is about as pleased as usual to be addressing everyone, by which I mean he seems bored out of his mind; there isn't any video, as usual, but you can hear it, though at the very least he's talking about something generally accepted as a good thing today.]

I'm not going to ask you to pay me for them, because I'm not into the idea of selling babies. Because no. But I'm not giving them to just anyone, either – we're going to do this right or not at all, and that means I've got paperwork for you to fill out. If you can't answer a few short questions, I'm going to assume you don't really want one.

If you're the sort of person to ask me why the hell I'm bothering with any of this for a bunch of fish, then you also obviously don't really want one, so don't waste my time.

[...Literally all that some of these damn things want is for you to pet them and call them pretty. You'd better pet them and call them pretty.]

I don't do any get-out-of-bureaucracy-free things for newcomers, either. Just answer the stupid questions. It's not hard.

[And attached to the message is a list of Pokémon and their egg moves, as well as...well, it does appear to be a questionnaire. Go ahead and fill it out if you'd like one; he's not going to just hand you one without it, so.]

<B>Name:</B> <B>Where are you from? Homeland and world of origin if you know it:</B> <B>What Pokémon did this world decide to throw at you at the start?:<?B> <B>What did you decide to name it?</B> <B>Was there a reason for that or did you just do it on a whim?</B> <B>How long have you been here? I'm not deciding based on tenure so just answer the question:</B> <B>Which one of the listed Pokémon are you interested in?</B> <B>Do you plan on naming it and if so, what:</B> <B>Is there a reason you picked the one you want and if so, what:</B>

[...His sales pitch could use some work. Hopefully the egg moves make up for it a bit.]


[OOC: There are still a bunch of eggs left!]

Comments

[nullorvoid]

In a dream?

[That's...new.]

Is your name like that too?

[charcoalfeather]

yes. dreams are very important where I'm from.

My name actually has two meanings now, but the first one is supposed to mean "falling" because in my dream I was falling in the air.

[nullorvoid]

Are your dreams supposed to predict the future or something? Where you're from I mean.

[...Seriously, this is. Sort of morbidly interesting? He doesn't know.]

[charcoalfeather]

umm, well, it's really complicated.

[Which is... the best answer possible?]

we have a special dream when we're born, and then whatever happened in the dream is what we're named after.

[nullorvoid]

...You know one of the decent things about this place is that just when I think I've heard of pretty much everything you people insist on surprising me with stuff like this.

Not that it's a bad thing because it keeps my life interesting but still.

That sounds interesting though, even if it has potential to be kind of unfortunate? I mean if you have a bad dream or something and you end up named after that.

[charcoalfeather]

...I guess that really means I am the first Haibane to come here. [That's a thought. A bit of a depressing thought.]

well... My name's Rakka, which originally meant "falling" because, in my dream. I was falling through the air?

[...Does that answer your question, Ginti?]