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You know, I was going to ask whether anyone else has seen these things running around, but that's pretty much a completely moot point by now if the panic all over is anything to judge by.

So at risk of asking a dumb question, I'm going to wonder why these things are so damn violent – apparently everyone's getting mauled all over, when even failed captures don't get up and decide to bite you. Is there a reason these things are so freaked out, or...

[...]

Well, one more question, I guess.

[And there will be an image sent out shortly; it's kind of...well, it certainly is a thing all right, let's put it that way.]

Is this thing okay? It doesn't even have a face, and that's probably why the damn thing hasn't bitten me yet.

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Okay but is that a ruby on its face?

[ GOOD SHIT. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. ]

I'll take twenty.

...It sure doesn't look alright...

[What the hell is going on here? Korra's run into all different kinds of Pokemon on her trip through the region, but the pictures people have been posting these last days and some of the things she's seen herself....]

Most people don't. But sometimes we'll keep them around while they're passing through, so maybe you'll get lucky.

I'm off on Route 30 somewhere, it's kind of hard to miss the bull without a face.

Yeah, that's true.

This entire thing is weird as hell, though - have you ever seen this happen before? Because I'm not sure whether I want something like this to have some sort of precedent for it.

[Well, you're still getting awkward audio and no video, but good lord, hi there again.]

You know, if you want to come carve a rock out of a pissed off bull's face, I'm actually not going to stop you just because you'll deserve whatever it is you get.

[Ginti doesn't really do video, but audio? Audio is fine. Awkward Skype is go.]

Yeah, I don't really think so either. But you know what, it seems both really mad and not dead, so I'm not really jumping at the chance to go check personally.

I can't say I've ever seen anything like this before, either back home or during my year in these lands.

Considering how fast these creatures evolve in their own evolutionary lines, perhaps this is just... them learning to evolve in different ways.

[AND HONESTLY IT KIND OF CREEPS HER OUT, SOME OF THE POKEMON YOU CAN RUN INTO ARE TERRIFYING ALREADY, IF THEY COMBINED....]

Looks like it could charge ya. I'd watch out for that.

What in the--

[Judging by the tone of Hagakure's voice, he's probably one of the few people who hasn't run into very many of these abominations so far. He's completely at a loss as to what the hell he's even looking at here, but he'll at least make an attempt at making some sense out of it.]

I...is this some kinda breeding disaster? I didn't even know you could screw breeding up but that's...gotta be it, right?

...Well, I guess it's either that or somebody got really creative with their breeding endeavors.

[...WHICH...REALLY ISN'T ANY BETTER...]

[Ginti's not really one for video, but yeah...]

Trust me, I'm keeping an eye out for that. I'm not going to personally go over and see if it's okay, let's put it that way.

(It's just easier for her. She has so many expressions~)

It kinda reminds me of some of the Eidolons of my world. Could be a good fighter if you gain its allegiance.

(Is she interested? She's interested.)

[You aren't the only one at a total loss here, Hagakure, because he's got no idea what he's looking at but damn if he wishes he wasn't looking at it.]

I'm not sure what it says about this place when that seems like one of the least insane solutions.

...Eidolons. Are you going to explain, or are you going to make me ask?

Depends on your attitude.

That... it doesn't seem very possible, does it? Granted, I'm not a breeder, but if something like that was possible, I feel like someone would've exploited it, already.

... Then again, with all the people from different worlds arriving here, maybe someone in our position had something to do with it?

OKAY GIVE ME A MINUTE!!

[Well, okay, it's more like ten minutes by the time she gets down from the tree and locates Ginti and the faceless bull. Nowi immediately stops sort once she catches sight of the thing.]

Whoa.

[Her eyes are the size of saucers and she seems to be at a loss for words for once in her life.]

Haha yeeeeah, always fun to stop and consider how crazy this place is after you've settled yourself into it... But seriously, that's the only thing I can think of! How else are you gonna get nightmare fuel like that?

[He really shouldn't be underestimating this place.]

But ya know...this isn't the first time I've heard about some kinda weird PokeFusion goin' on. Maybe some breeders collectively screwed up really bad.

[ w/e bruh ]

Looking at it, I might be able to pull it off if I put my mind to it. It'll take a little elbow grease...

Don't get too close to it, you're going to piss it off and the last thing anyone needs is that thing smacking you in the face with its face. Lack of face. Whatever.

[Hello to you too, Nowi; that said, he doesn't sound angry or like he's admonishing her any, just telling her. Don't get too close to the stupid thing.]

Either way, that thing isn't right on so many levels.

What, like someone from another world played with something they shouldn't have, or...?

[...You know, he actually wouldn't put that past people, given the general human capacity for WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO.]

[...you know, this isn't the reaction he should be having but this is probably the most hilarious disaster in the making that he's ever seen potential for, so really, godspeed, man.]

I'm not anybody's keeper, but I'm not enabling this either. You want one of these things, either come take this off my hands or I'm gonna have to wish you luck in finding one.

Hey, you're the one who brought them up with no context, not me.

[Ginti, that's not the point - ]

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