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[nullorvoid]

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"Make it quick and maybe I'll get back to you."

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[nullorvoid]

You okay?

Last time we talked it was the beekeeper, and now this guy.

[aufsassig]

Yeah, I have shit luck. But hey, at least I wasn't probably engaged to this one.

...Look, I'll be straight with you, I'm not looking for sympathy or anything, and honestly I'm trying really hard to not be a weird sentimental shit right now, either. But you're decent and I have fun talking to you and I figured you're a guy who can appreciate a random update about a flying spider, so I dunno, maybe I felt like making somebody crack a smile tonight.

[nullorvoid]

Not to be jerk of the week about it, but I don't really do sympathy anyway. I mean I'll listen to stuff because people just need to vent about stuff sometimes and that's fine, but I'm not going to cry with anyone because that's just not what I do. But it's not like I'm going to be bothered by weird sentimental shit, you don't get to work in a place designed to lower people's inhibitions and then get all pissy when people talk about how crappy their lives are. There's enough other shit to get all pissy with them about, anyway.

But you know what, godspeed to your damn spider. You going to do anything with it outside of brightening my day?

[aufsassig]

Hey, that reminds me, don't you owe me a drink?

Anyway, I'm thinking maybe I'm gonna look up somebody who's good at sewing and get 'em to make a little harness for the thing, I'm pretty sure it's in love with my steel-armored tank ant so what the hell, they can reenact A Whole New World together or something.