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Is it bad that now I'm just wondering how many bizarre adventures I've actually gone on by now? Because if that's true, this is the second, and apparently I'm just destined to not remember a damn thing about either of them.

[...Okay, let's...try to sort through all that.]

Let's start with the part where you're not creeping me out. I've seen a lot of weird stuff, I don't get creeped out very easily. I also don't think you're making this up, because "You liked me a lot when I was a robot" isn't something people make up unless they have major problems and you're talking too clearly for someone with major problems.

So I guess the question is...I don't know. What do you want, maybe. If this could go anywhere you wanted, where would this be going right now, I guess.